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The Dirt Pure Copper Tongue Scraper 1 Piece

 
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The Dirt Pure Copper Tongue Scraper 1 Piece





Regular Price: US$35.00

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Supplier: The Dirt

Category: Health & Household Dental & Oral Care Tongue Cleaners



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Turn your daily routine into a self-care ritual. Your body is a temple after all...

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How we got our start
It's said you should treat yourself like someone you really care about. So we set out to change our daily routine from all toxic personal care products to a natural oral care routine. It worked, our dentists were stunned at our great oral health and it inspired a business! The Dirt was born!
What makes our product unique
We make products that are all-natural, well designed, effective and delicious! Why does it matter if a product is beautiful & deliciousBecause you'll want to use it! If you want to use it, you'll enjoy taking care of yourself more, and if you enjoy taking care of yourself, you'll be healthier!
Why we love what we do
We never use fillers, artificial ingredients or anything you wouldn't want to eat. All of our products are made in the USA, we're proud to help create jobs in our local community. In a world full of natural ingredients, why settle for 'good enough'We strive for the best, so we made the best!

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  • Copper Tongue Scrape...I Cleaner - The Dirt

Want Breath so fresh that polar bears will prefer to sniff it rather than wallow in the icy cold waters of the arctic? Our tongue scraper is forged from the molten ore of the earth. Made from 100% pure copper, its anti-microbial powers will force the hordes of fuzzy white bacteria living on your tongue to flee in sheer terror, vanquishing your dragon-like morning breath and replacing it with the aroma of a butterfly-winged unicorn after having gorged on lavender flower-infused ambrosia.

Having fresh breath has been proven to increase your chances of getting a date by 137%* getting more dates increases your chance of getting lucky. Therefore, scraping your tongue will increase your orgasm by 137% - you don't want to miss out on that do you?



Suggested Use

How to Clean Your Tongue

  1. Hold Scraper By Looped Ends of Arms
  2. Place Horse Shoe Shaped End At Back Of Tongue
  3. Apply Light Pressure Against Tongue. Pull Forward, Scraping Off White Film
  4. Rinse Scraper In Running Water
  5. Repeat As Needed. Place Scraper In Dry Spot While Not In Use
  6. Clean With Soap & Water Periodically


Warnings

Use as directed, supervise children, discontinue use if irritation occurs.

Continued use may cause your breath to become insanely fresh, which may lead to increased make out sessions, a raise at work, or herds of kittens spontaneously following you through the streets. Make sure you are prepared to take on approximately 62%* increase in general awesomeness.

*Not actually proven by science, but you already figured that out.



 
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