The year was 2012, and I was exhausted.

Exhausted from sorting through the heaps of cheap foam drugstore insoles and internet arch supports my new patients would bring to my office day after day.

So, I crafted the ideal orthotic arch support insoles to relieve the symptoms of plantar fasciitis, shin splints, and various common types of foot pain.

Sure, you could buy some colorful foam gimmick mass-produced by a multinational pharmaceutical corporation, or some random internet brand spelled with no vowels.

Or, you could show a shred of compassion for your feet, and everyone else around you for that matter, and give our Samurai Insoles Ninjas a try.

Samurai Insoles Ninjas are top-quality orthotic arch supports, designed by a genuine podiatrist (yours truly), and crafted in a bona fide orthotic lab right here in the USA.

Samurai Insole Ninjas are ridiculously comfortable and supportive, and they're slim enough to fit into that pair of shoes you probably shouldn't be sporting given your current condition.

Samurai Insoles Ninjas are nearly indestructible, they could outlast a zombie apocalypse and still provide arch support for the survivors.

Long after most other insoles are at the bottom of a landfill, you'll likely still be rocking your Samurai Insoles Ninjas in whichever assisted living or nursing facility you call home many decades from now.

And the best part? Samurai Insoles Ninjas pledge to bring harmony back to your home, workplace, or any other circle of folks who've been dodging your gripes about those sorry bundles of aches and pains you refer to as feet.

Your family, friends, and coworkers are innocent bystanders in all this. It's tragic.

Take charge of this issue like a responsible adult for crying out loud!

And let's not forget the dog. Your heels may be throbbing, but he has to poop.

Maybe he'll hold it until your spouse or significant other gets home. Maybe he won't...

Isn't it time to put an end to all of this?

Yours truly,

Dr. L

Samurai Insoles